I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in...

I just have to say this last week+ has been CRAZY!

On Tuesday (the 19th), I went to Sharon's school because we were going to go through some videos.  After I got to her class, I realized that I had actually left the thumb drive with the videos at home so I jumped into a taxi and headed home to get them.

When I got home (after about 10 minutes) I saw that I had missed five calls from Sharon.  Not being able to imagine what could be that important that she needed to call me 5 times, I called her back.

She told me that the school director had just pulled her into his office and informed her that our landlord called and said that the government will be demolishing our building and we had two weeks to move out!
Seriously, they were literally going to have the wrecking ball on the building in two frickin' weeks!!

So, after I stopped laughing at the ridiculousness of our new reality, we started house-hunting that same day.

We were told that the school had just made a change to the housing allowance amount.  Previously the allowance was $650 USD per month.  Now, we were getting to look for apartments up to $900 USD per month.

You would think that in Dushanbe, $900 would go a loooong way because this is such a poor country (currently one of the poorest of the former Soviet block countries).  However, after looking around, we have found that you can get pretty crappy choices without going to at least $1,500.

What really sucks is that even with the quality of our old place, (see this post and this post) we were quite happy with the place.  It had great natural light all day, the TV was in the main room so we could see it from the living room, dining area, kitchen, and even the bathroom if the door was open.

So, needless to say, we looked at a lot of places (I think about 20 total) and finally found one that we were willing to live in for the balance of the year.

Here's some photos of what we DIDN'T take:

Sharon didn't see this place so I sent her two photos.  

Here's the kitchen.

Here's the bathroom.  

When I left this place, I seriously felt dirty.

The guy showing it to me kept saying it was "best quality apartment".

He ended up showing me about 4 before I got ticked off & 

showed him a photo in his own company's flier that was the quality I expected to see.

This one was OK.  

We referred to this one as the "grandma house" since it was decorated like one.

Couches were comfy.

I did say grandma decor, correct?

The photo doesn't do this justice since the tiles 

were very purple/burgundy and not red.
And what you'll find here a lot is a separate toilet compartment from the sink & tub.

Annnnnd here's the owner...

This place at least had radiant floor heat in two rooms. 

But I couldn't even comprehend the decor :(

I was told the current tenant's could be out the next day if we wanted this one. 

Nice bathroom though.
(Note the sticker on the toilet tank)

This place was in a new building on the 11th floor.

The living room was huge - looking one way...

And looking the other way.  Seems a little sparse in furniture.

Large galley-kitchen.  It was starting to show some wear.

Biggest issue with this apartment was no sink in the bathroom.  

After using the toilet, you'd have to walk down the hall to the kitchen to wash your hands.

Like I said, good view of Dushanbe from the 11th floor.

Here's basically the same apartment on the 8th floor but they knocked through the

wall to make it a "studio" apartment.

Two things to note here:

1.) standing at the sink causes one to bump into the toilet

2.) the stickers do NOT denote new... everyone leaves all the stickers on stuff here for some reason

Basically brand new apartments and you still have wires cut and hanging out for no apparent reason.

Here's a larger apartment on the 11th floor.  It was quite a bit bigger.
I worked out a deal for them to rent both apartments for one set price (because another teacher wanted
move from her current place).  However, after the negotiations were finalized, the landlord
decided that she didn't want to pay the government taxes on the rent so it was a no-go for the places.

Another larger living room without enough furniture.

Nice ceiling...

They had a flat screen tv in the bedroom, kitchen, and living room.

Other view of the bedroom.

The bathroom in this place was huge.  It was in addition to a shower room and a
room with a toilet, sink, and washing machine.

This place started off promising.  The bathroom had been mostly refurbished (note the sticker).

Looked like fairly new carpeting.  The window there was just a view into the dining area.

Hmmm, looks a little worn on the furniture front.  Not sure what happened to the wallpaper.

Firuza didn't even come in past the entry.  

That's vinyl flooring rolled out for the entry.  Not secured down, just rolled out there.

Kitchen was definitely worn down and actually quite dirty.

Sticker on washing machine (in the kitchen)...

Sticker on the oven...

Sticker on the fridge.

Here's the dining room which was once a porch that has been closed-off.

Great courtyard out the front window.  Unfortunately, the bedroom side of the apartment was at

street level on an extremely busy road.

No, this isn't a sticker.  This is actually a design baked into the finish of the toilet.

Not sure what that cooking pot is doing on the floor...

A lot of places were quite proud of the pimp lighting they have installed.  

One gut kept switching through all the colors of lights with his remote control to impress us.

This is fairly common in the stairwells of the buildings.  They have just busted a hole in the concrete

and wired up some lights, etc. without regard to junction boxes or electrocution hazards.

This is at the least 220v running through the lines.

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More about the taxes: in Dushanbe, a landlord is required to pay 13% of the rental price to the government for taxes.  We found that the majority of people don't want to pay the taxes so they either have the renter pay them (which is what a lot of foreigners do).  By doing this, a $900 USD rent actually becomes $1,017 USD which is above the budget the school has and none of the places we saw were worth us paying that much out of pocket.

Alternately, the landlords will say that they will "pay" the taxes on the rental price, but you have to sign a deal that says you're only renting for $500 instead of $900.  This way, they are only on the hook for $65 in taxes and get to pocket the extra without anyone knowing.  Since the school has government officials checking their bookkeeping regularly, this type of situation is not possible (and I wouldn't want to enter into an agreement like this anyway).  

So it is actually a little difficult to find a decent place at a decent price with a decent landlord who wants to follow the laws and pay his/her taxes.

Welcome To The Jungle

Well, make that a garden.  But it has some areas that need mowing!

There is a large botanical garden in Dushanbe and as fate would have it, we actually live just a few blocks away from there. 

We have had a couple of opportunities to stroll through the gardens and take in the many splendors that the Dushanbe Botanical Gardens have to offer.  

The gardens are a prime location for weddings to take place and on our last visit, the weather was great and there were tons of couples getting married.

Here's a few photos of that last visit:

Reflecting/lily ponds greet you inside the gates. 

View looking back toward the gates. 

There's a very large hot-house in the middle. They grow and sell plants here as well. 

Some of the plants for sale. 

Large banana plants. Weirdly, banana plants grow all over the place in Dushanbe. 

Not the typical climate I'd expect them in. 

Looks like the ivy needs some trimming back. See, I SAID it was a jungle!

Odd, giant, card-files stuffed into a little-used room at the end. 

Liked the lines and angles in this shot. 

Reminds me a little of the Eiffel Tower.

Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana...

Leaves are starting to fall. Winter must be coming soon :(

Nice lamp posts...

So THIS is why our power goes out all the time, they're wasting it during the day!

Looking over the edge to the never-opened nuclear power plant & the mountains around the city. 

Big Ferris Wheel at the amusement park. Firuza tells a really funny story about barf raining down on her while locked into a ride :)

Liked the light on this little guy. 

Brides, Grooms, Photographers, and broken dreams everywhere.

Just kidding...or am I?

Sadly, as this couple strolled through the gardens being filmed & photographed, 

they didn't even talk to each other. 

When we saw them later, she wouldn't even look up & neither looked very happy. 

Arranged marriages are still a reality in this part of the world & we figure this might be one. 

Unlike this couple who looked happy & excited!  

The ones in the foreground, not the couple behind them.  

Like I said, the gardens are a popular wedding locale. 

Limos, Bimmers, Mercedes, Oh My!  Cars waiting outside to take the newlyweds on a random drive through the city while a car with a cameraman hanging out the window follows them around. 

Just keeping it weird

Each day in Dushanbe is a new adventure. Whether it's shopping for groceries or going to a friends house for a get together, there's always something to experience.

Last night, we went to dinner at a friends house (Erin) and she made tacos with a chocolate cake for dessert.
We played a card game and had a fun time.  Mavzuna, one of the local women that was at dinner, had never eaten a taco before so it was fun to see someone having that experience for the first time.  Additionally, the taco shells came in from Kazakhstan since there isn't any here in Tajikistan.  In the US, tacos for dinner doesn't even rate on anyones radar, but here in Dushanbe, its a blog-worthy experience!

On our way home, we noticed the police had the street blocked off to traffic but we were on foot so we soldiered on.  After a couple of blocks, we arrived at the main thoroughfare (Rudaki Avenue) and saw hundreds of military personnel in the street. Naturally, Sharon and I wanted to stop and watch what was happening, but Mavzuna needed to get home as it was getting late. We asked what was going on and were told they were practicing drills for the upcoming event that the president will hold to thank his people for re-electing him for another 7 year term.  We were told they may be practicing again before the event and if so, I'll try to get some photos.

Today we had a 5.2 earthquake that was centered about 10 miles outside the city. Nothing (that we know of) was damaged, just a little rattling of dishes. I was actually walking back from the store so didn't feel any tremors, just heard some stuff rattling as I ascended the stairs in our building. I didn't realize what it was but when I walked into the front door at home, I saw Sharon and Moose taking shelter in the archway between rooms and she asked if I had felt the earthquake.  At least I know who Sharon is saving if there's a future quake!

We didn't let that shake us though and we KCCO'd with our plans to make some stuff in the kitchen. 

Our friend Katie came over and we made several items. 

As we listened to Christmas music (Sharon & Katie made that decision), we made banana-nut muffins, home made cream cheese frosting, and chili-lime flavored walnuts to snack on. 

It's an odd mix of stuff, I know, but we're still experimenting with making different things to eat. :)

Mavzuna's first bite of a taco ever!

Enjoying the tacos!  Erin, Mavzuna, Me, Sharon

Soldiers were everywhere.  

Trying to take a photo/video without the guard seeing me wasn't easy.

I just loved the guard was bored and leaning against the flag pole watching the practice.

Home made Banana Nut Muffins!  

This is the second time we made these (this time with walnuts).  

I don't think they're going to last long.

When the baking's over...clean up the mess (that's a reference to a Doors song by the way).

Cupcake molds drying after they were put to good use :)

In Bend, we used to get nuts that had different flavoring on them and thought we would try it out ourselves.

These are baking in the oven - chili lime flavor baking in.

Here they are after the oven.  We decided that walnuts have too strong a flavor to pull this off so

we're going to try this on cashews next time.

Let's talk dirty...

Things in Dushanbe are not exactly what I would expect them to be in the US.  

That's an easy statement to make since it's 1/2 way around the world from where we started.  

However, regardless of where you go and who you surround yourself with, kids are always the same. 

We stepped outside the other day to head out for something (probably grocery shopping) and noticed two of the neighbor girls playing outside.

These two girls were sitting quietly and playing together while the mothers and older sisters were working in the yard cleaning up garbage and leaves.  

*Note: the photos were taken by Sharon*

If you look closely, you will see these two girls are sitting in a mud puddle!

The muddy water has literally seeped up a couple of inches into the bottom of the pink sweater :(

Not a care in the world...

Just hope nobody drives by any time soon.

They were happy to get their picture taken.  And quite happy to be playing in the mud :)

Gives a whole new meaning to "mud butt"...

Hmm, some of these clothes look familiar!  

Later the same night, I took Moose outside and I noticed the neighbors had fresh laundry hanging out to dry.

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